"Dead men don't ride rollercoasters, Al" I was watching CSI tonight. And you know how they always have the head detective-guy quote really cheesy lines just before they go to commercial? The show was about a rollercoaster that had gone off its tracks and killed all the passengers, but they found the body of a man who had died hours before among the bodies of the rest of the bunch. So Grissom says to the coroner that line about how dead men don't ride rollercoasters, and for whatever reason I just burst out laughing 'cause it actually seemed really funny.  | ¶ 10:55 p.m.