Dear Paul, I really want to work for you. You know you need me...! Please call me. Call me soon. I can't do this legal stuff anymore. But I'd do it for you, Paul. One of the positions I applied for with your government was a legal assistant one. I'd do it. I passed your tests, too, Paul. Just give me a chance and let me in.

Dear City of Calgary,

I really want to work for you. You know I'd do a great job for you. Please call me. Call me soon. I can't do this law firm stuff anymore. The position I applied for closed on Friday: it's time to make a decision, and that decision is ME. I look forward to your call.

(/desperation)  | ¶ 11:57 a.m.