I know these voices in my head are mine alone
Good news! You don't need to stop drinking to prevent liver damage - just
increase your coffee intake.
"These data support the hypothesis that there is an ingredient in coffee that protects against cirrhosis, especially alcoholic cirrhosis," concluded the report published in the Archives of Internal Medicine.
Good to know. I guess this means I can listen to the advice I recently received:
I don't know about quitting. Why don't you make like the rest of us and deal with it through a combination of escape fantasies and overdrinking?
Fine, fine - I
won't quit.
Not today, anyway...
Beers tomorrow...!